Goodwill Glasses

So, my Dad asks me if I want to see his new glasses that he got from Goodwill. He explained to me very excitedly that he can now see all the lettering on the TV. Sure, I want to see the glasses.

It turns out I don't want to see the glasses. Now, I love me some Goodwill, but these are just wrong. I suggested that he looks like a certain criminal who preys on children (which he is not, btw). While I was taking the picture, my mom asked if I leave their house and go home and make fun of them. Noooooooo...